Total Read Time: 6 Minutes “I thought they were another Buzzfeed quiz. You know? Those clickbait type quizzes to learn what kind of Pokémon you are?” Don’t touch See yourself in your Lover’s eyesPainted holy and still tacky Who am I then? A museum piecePreserved in a state of fallacyFor you’ll never again beWho youContinue reading “Love Language”
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How to Put On Socks Pain Free: Microwave Edition
Total Read Time: 4 Minutes LIFE HAPPENS. YOU GET FAT. What now? I’ve been there…I realized something 35lbs ago, in 2014: Feeling unhealthy sucks. I woke up while I was getting ready for work. My eyes were opened at the same time as the nerves in my back squealed, “HELP” I would have said itContinue reading “How to Put On Socks Pain Free: Microwave Edition”
